Caution: Intellects, Brainy, Geniuses NO ENTRY!!
Wait. Lemme take a headcount. One, Two, Three……Yup!! all my friends are in.
Welcome aboard!!
Skipping all formalities I'll directly move to the main-course.
First Love:
I finally brought my LOVE home. It’s a young, muscular, dark, sexy, sweet, chunni-munni, koochi-koochi – Bajaj Pulsar. I just cant stop loving it; stays on my mind 24/7. We undoubtedly make the hottest gay pair of the town. And you know what, we sometimes even ..[ CLIP CLIP CLIP … the contents mentioned here were extremely immodest/immoral and hence were censored. – I&B Ministry, GoI ]
Movies:
Took one off my lo..ng pending list. Watched ‘No Man’s Land’. I agree it’s a class film. But I cant fathom why ‘Lagaan’ had to lose against it at the Oscars. Lagaan was equally good, if not better.
Hyderabad Film Club finally took a refreshing break from the boring French/Iranian films. Last month’s flavour was Chinese.
I happen to have an insatiable appetite for simple love stories. Stories depicting ordinary characters, not-so-ordinary love, realistic problems and extraordinary sacrifices. ‘Johua Cha’ (Love Story By Tea) had them all. Loved it.
Southern Spice: Watched 'Sathyam'. Hmm...some dialogues are good. Last weekend we (Ashok, Kallu & I) watched ‘Malleshwari’…...usual trash…..but we might watch it again……. Katrina Kaif ke liye itna toh kar sakte hain ;)
Books:
I'm reading Sylvia Nasar's 'A Beautiful Mind'. I was surprised to learn that it's actually a book on Extra-Terrestrials. Here you encounter characters like John von Neumann, who at the age of 6, could divide two eight digit numbers, mentally; and by 12, was reading the latest treatises on Pure Math. There are others like Enrico De Giorgi who attempted to prove the existence of God through Mathematics. And of course the protagonist, John Nash, who at 19, took an appointment with the Pope of Physics(Albert Einstein), to discuss with him what he thought were the flaws in his(yes, Einstein's) theories.
Yeh book mat pado mere bhai. Inferiority complex se mar jaoge.
But this book reinforced my belief that God is a Jew.
Romeo & Majnu:
First love can be dangerously energetic. Learnt the lesson the harder way. Normally a good fall from a heavy bike helps you multiply your bones. Thank God, I missed that treatment. I just had to part with small amounts of skin on my wrists and knees. And a good dress too :(
That same day I attended the Brand Equity Quiz. It was good. Everybody goes there for knowledge. I go there to watch the display of Derek’s quick-wit. He can make people laugh continuously for 2 hrs. I envy him.
Aur kya bolun ? Haan, yehan par Chunnu, Munnu, Babloo, Dabloo, Pinky, sab kushal mangal hai. Mausiji ki beti(Chutki) ki shaadi pakki ho gayi. Ladka umrika mein taxi chalata hai. Babuji ka theek se khayal rakhna. Time par davai dena.
Jai Ram Ji Ki.
~Bholu
Rampur.
Wee bits:
I love good replies.
There was this director(forgot his complex name) who was notorious for making abstract movies. Very few people understood them. Once a reporter trying to mock him asked a cheeky question.
Reporter: Sir, don’t you think a movie should have a beginning, a middle and an end ??
Director: It should. But not necessarily in the same order.
Jugs & Mugs Corner:
I’ve tortured you with this newsletter for a long time. But the people who dislike me should actually hate the people who like me, for it is they who drive me. Understood? ….OK OK lemme give some respect to your IQ.
Next month’s issue will have a historic importance, so I want it to be different from the stereotypical ‘I did this’ script. I am at my wits’ end trying to think of a new theme. Any brilliant ideas you have ?
Wait. Lemme take a headcount. One, Two, Three……Yup!! all my friends are in.
Welcome aboard!!
Skipping all formalities I'll directly move to the main-course.
First Love:
I finally brought my LOVE home. It’s a young, muscular, dark, sexy, sweet, chunni-munni, koochi-koochi – Bajaj Pulsar. I just cant stop loving it; stays on my mind 24/7. We undoubtedly make the hottest gay pair of the town. And you know what, we sometimes even ..[ CLIP CLIP CLIP … the contents mentioned here were extremely immodest/immoral and hence were censored. – I&B Ministry, GoI ]
Movies:
Took one off my lo..ng pending list. Watched ‘No Man’s Land’. I agree it’s a class film. But I cant fathom why ‘Lagaan’ had to lose against it at the Oscars. Lagaan was equally good, if not better.
Hyderabad Film Club finally took a refreshing break from the boring French/Iranian films. Last month’s flavour was Chinese.
I happen to have an insatiable appetite for simple love stories. Stories depicting ordinary characters, not-so-ordinary love, realistic problems and extraordinary sacrifices. ‘Johua Cha’ (Love Story By Tea) had them all. Loved it.
Southern Spice: Watched 'Sathyam'. Hmm...some dialogues are good. Last weekend we (Ashok, Kallu & I) watched ‘Malleshwari’…...usual trash…..but we might watch it again……. Katrina Kaif ke liye itna toh kar sakte hain ;)
Books:
I'm reading Sylvia Nasar's 'A Beautiful Mind'. I was surprised to learn that it's actually a book on Extra-Terrestrials. Here you encounter characters like John von Neumann, who at the age of 6, could divide two eight digit numbers, mentally; and by 12, was reading the latest treatises on Pure Math. There are others like Enrico De Giorgi who attempted to prove the existence of God through Mathematics. And of course the protagonist, John Nash, who at 19, took an appointment with the Pope of Physics(Albert Einstein), to discuss with him what he thought were the flaws in his(yes, Einstein's) theories.
Yeh book mat pado mere bhai. Inferiority complex se mar jaoge.
But this book reinforced my belief that God is a Jew.
Romeo & Majnu:
First love can be dangerously energetic. Learnt the lesson the harder way. Normally a good fall from a heavy bike helps you multiply your bones. Thank God, I missed that treatment. I just had to part with small amounts of skin on my wrists and knees. And a good dress too :(
That same day I attended the Brand Equity Quiz. It was good. Everybody goes there for knowledge. I go there to watch the display of Derek’s quick-wit. He can make people laugh continuously for 2 hrs. I envy him.
Aur kya bolun ? Haan, yehan par Chunnu, Munnu, Babloo, Dabloo, Pinky, sab kushal mangal hai. Mausiji ki beti(Chutki) ki shaadi pakki ho gayi. Ladka umrika mein taxi chalata hai. Babuji ka theek se khayal rakhna. Time par davai dena.
Jai Ram Ji Ki.
~Bholu
Rampur.
Wee bits:
I love good replies.
There was this director(forgot his complex name) who was notorious for making abstract movies. Very few people understood them. Once a reporter trying to mock him asked a cheeky question.
Reporter: Sir, don’t you think a movie should have a beginning, a middle and an end ??
Director: It should. But not necessarily in the same order.
Jugs & Mugs Corner:
I’ve tortured you with this newsletter for a long time. But the people who dislike me should actually hate the people who like me, for it is they who drive me. Understood? ….OK OK lemme give some respect to your IQ.
Next month’s issue will have a historic importance, so I want it to be different from the stereotypical ‘I did this’ script. I am at my wits’ end trying to think of a new theme. Any brilliant ideas you have ?
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